neu|nett

me!

Regelmäßig neue Nettigkeiten.

Kontakt: marcel ät neunetz.com




squashed:

climateadaptation:

brooklynmutt:

@Earth_Pics: A walrus was discovered asleep atop a Russian submarine today.

Fatty.

We must not allow a walrus gap!

squashed:

climateadaptation:

brooklynmutt:

@Earth_Pics: A walrus was discovered asleep atop a Russian submarine today.

Fatty.

We must not allow a walrus gap!

Reblogged from squashed on October 19, 2014

1. Check teeth in window of parked car. 2. Notice terrified old lady inside car. 3. Become worst Marvel villain ever.

(Source: jet-black-soul)

Reblogged from katriin on November 23, 2013

popculturebrain:

Watch: South Park gives the ‘Game Of Thrones' theme an a cappella wiener update


(Source: fiberstark)

Reblogged from juliasegal on November 21, 2013

(Source: catleecious)

Reblogged from earpinkies on November 12, 2013

totalfilm:

 The 50 Greatest Community Movie References

totalfilm:

The 50 Greatest Community Movie References

Reblogged from totalfilm on November 10, 2013

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies)


(Source: gifdistrict)

Reblogged from solipsism on November 10, 2013

neil-gaiman:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

I am afraid this is actually a true thing, whether you want it to be true or not.

Reblogged from neil-gaiman on November 8, 2013

September 30, 2013
0 notes

lulz-time:

sturmtruppen:
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

lulz-time:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

(Source: 4gifs)

Reblogged from solipsism on September 23, 2013
580,246 notes

Reblogged from thebluthcompany on September 23, 2013
28,145 notes

free-parking:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.

I love you all.

free-parking:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.

A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.

I love you all.

Reblogged from solipsism on September 17, 2013
55,863 notes

nevver:

A Field Guide to Procrastinators

Reblogged from nevver on September 16, 2013
137,886 notes

April by David. A Monthly Theme. Powered by Tumblr.