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1. Check teeth in window of parked car. 2. Notice terrified old lady inside car. 3. Become worst Marvel villain ever.

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Reblogged from katriin on November 23, 2013

popculturebrain:

Watch: South Park gives the ‘Game Of Thrones' theme an a cappella wiener update


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totalfilm:

 The 50 Greatest Community Movie References

totalfilm:

The 50 Greatest Community Movie References

Reblogged from totalfilm on November 10, 2013

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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Reblogged from solipsism on November 10, 2013

neil-gaiman:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

I am afraid this is actually a true thing, whether you want it to be true or not.

Reblogged from neil-gaiman on November 8, 2013

September 30, 2013
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lulz-time:

sturmtruppen:
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

lulz-time:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

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free-parking:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.

I love you all.

free-parking:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.

A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.

I love you all.

Reblogged from solipsism on September 17, 2013
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nevver:

A Field Guide to Procrastinators

Reblogged from nevver on September 16, 2013
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abakafullofhomestuck:

iprotectthethingsilove:

this is the best

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT

abakafullofhomestuck:

iprotectthethingsilove:

this is the best

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT

Reblogged from laissetoiporterparlevent on August 20, 2013
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